Getting underware for her

Lets face it, we men are obsessed with women’s bodies and yet if I needed to tell the size of her breasts the best I could probably muster would be “just about right” and if she were to ask me right now what her breast size was I would probably mutter that it didn’t make her bum look big at all. This is in part due to my ever-present attempt to gain brownie points and not spend the night sleeping in the kitchen with the dog, but it is in one big part due to ignorance as most guys simply don't know.

Of course what I'm about to suggest is for people who are either married, live together or are consenting adults who see each other in or out of their underwear. Please don't go ransacking through a girls drawers if you don't know her intimately or she might just think you're some sort of pervert.



It really isn’t that difficult to find lingerie size information either and the list of instructions on how to find out would consist solely of:

1 – Open cupboard door.
2 – Remove appropriate garment.
3 – Check label and make mental note of size.

Even my brain could cope with that first thing in the morning but despite telling myself I should do it I never actually remember to. This could partially be because there is something instilled in the back of my brain that tells me the second I remove her bra and start ferreting around inside it, her mother is bound to burst down the front door unannounced and catch me in the act of apparently sniffing her beloved daughter’s bra. This really isn’t a situation I want to find myself in but if I want to please her (my partner, not her mother) then I should do it. In fact, every man should do it. Go to your wife or girlfriend’s closet and find out her bra size. Write it on a piece of paper and stick it in your wallet if necessary.

Of course, even if you know the size of her bra that doesn’t make the actual selection any easier. As a general rule of thumb, I’m led to believe that a black latex nurse’s outfit is not considered to be either lingerie or indeed comfortable so I will try to steer clear of that as far as possible, no matter how appealing they look. I would try my utmost to ensure that whatever I buy will not only please me but will make my partner feel sexy as well. This should imply that she will be able to move comfortably and bits don’t poke out when she lifts an arm or tries to sit down, or more importantly lie down.

Visiting any shop that has lingerie is bound to be a big deal the first time you try it but you're a grown man and should be able to cope. The sales assistant probably won’t think that the stuff you buy is for yourself unless you say something embarrassingly stupid and wear fake breasts. In fact, there’s a very good chance she’s dealt with people like you on a fairly regular basis. You know, the kind of person who skulks around by the knickers looking around shiftily and sweating a lot. In fact, come to think of it, it’s probably best if you don’t do that, and just head straight over to her instead. She will probably be very helpful.


Once you get it for her you probably can't wait to finally see her wearing the new lingerie you bought.So, I guess the only thing that's left to do now is actually find out her size and really go and buy something appropriate and NO latex nurse's outfit that you've seen in some porn movie even though that's what most guys perceive women like.

Bar advice. Even if you get it wrong. She will appreciate it with a smile on her face.